LAUGH TRIP

Some stuff I picked up from watching Extra Challenge for kids, interview portion.

Ethel / Paolo: Ilan ang dwarf ni Sleeping Beauty?
Kid : Wala namang dwarf si Sleeping Beauty…
Ethel / Paolo: Ah, wala ba…? Eh sinong may dwarf?
Kid : Si Snow White.
Ethel / Paolo: Ilan ang dwarf ni Snow White?
Kid : THREE!

Ethel / Paolo: Pag ang uod ba namatay inuuod?
Kid : Opo
Ethel / Paolo: Talaga? Bakit?
Kid : Kasi lilibing sha ng ibang uod.

Ethel / Paolo: Bakit walang salawal si Pooh?
Kid : Meron! Yellow!
Ethel / Paolo: (Turned to look at the poster of Pooh within the room) Meron nga!

So Sally and I tried asking the same tricky questions to Jason and Justine.

Sally / Joy: When a soap falls down on the floor, can you still use it?
Jason: No, it’s already dirty. I’ll ask mommy for a new one.
Justine: I’ll just wash it with water. (Smart Answer!)

Sally / Joy: Why is Pooh not wearing shorts?
Jason : Because he’s too fat. His shorts will not fit.
Justine: Yes, because he’s too fat.

Sally/Joy: If oranges are orange in color, why is apple not called red?
Jason: You’re questions are joke!

Some brainless conversations at home

Jason: I think Go-e (that's me) is in love...
Sally: Really? (wondering why I'm not telling her anything)
Jason: Yes... she's in love with her penguin.
Sally: How did you know?
Jason: I just knew it.

Me: Ang cute cute talaga ng penguin ko!
Sally: Oo nga... ang bait-bait pa, nakaupo lang dyan.